Mather Zickel credited as playing...
John Valentine
- John Valentine: Let me give you lesson number one from the John Valentine school of reality hosting: you stand on your mark, you say the words, you get paid, that's it.
- Lizzie Bauer: Thank you, John. The detectives are here on official police business.
- John Valentine: Come on, Lizzie. About Melanie crying rape? Please, she signed a waiver. Lesson number two: if it's a reality show, there is no reality.