Johnny Galecki credited as playing...
Leonard Hofstadter
- Penny: You know, there's a cabin in Big Bear that a doctor I work with keeps offering me.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Because he's hitting on you?
- Penny: She!
- Leonard Hofstadter: Oh, good.
- Penny: But I could get her.
- Penny: Is that the way you want to play it? All right. Never have I ever made up a name for my genitals.
- Leonard Hofstadter: I never should have told you about Alvin and the Chipmunks.
- [first lines]
- Sheldon Cooper: [Over footage of a forest] It's nice to get back to nature. Why don't I do this more often?
- [Cut to Sheldon in his apartment wearing a virtual reality headset; Leonard and Penny enter]
- Sheldon Cooper: What a beautiful forest. Oh, hello, little butterfly. What's your na-?
- Sheldon Cooper: [as he reaches out to touch the butterfly, Leonard puts his face to Sheldon's hand, startling him] Ow!
- Leonard Hofstadter: Whatcha doing?
- Sheldon Cooper: I was enjoying some virtual reality, 'til you ruined it with your actual face.
- Sheldon Cooper: Cell service is down to one bar, so if anyone needs medical attention, or to tell a stranger their political views are stupid, now's the time.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Have you ever been off the grid before?
- Sheldon Cooper: Once. The battery ran out on my phone; I had to wait for my iPad to turn on.
- Leonard Hofstadter: I was afraid he was going to eat me.
- Penny: Hey, you guys wanna play a drinking game?
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, now, w-now, we'll never win. You always play the drinking game.
- Penny: Not *the* drinking game, *a* drinking game.
- Leonard Hofstadter: To be fair, you're good at both.
- Penny: [about Leonard's secret bank account] My God, Leonard, do you know what I could do with that money?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Oh, I do, and that's why I hid it
- Leonard Hofstadter: There goes our hike.
- Sheldon Cooper: Aw, not the hike? Now we'll have to stay here safe and warm.
- Penny: What's that?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Oh, I bought a baseball cap.
- Penny: I can see that. What team?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Hufflepuff from the Harry Potter movies.
- Penny: Well, we'll be in the woods.
- Leonard Hofstadter: You know, never have I ever made love out in the woods in the rain.
- Penny: All right, guess I have to drink.
- Leonard Hofstadter: You have shoes you love but never wear. I have money I love but never spend. We're kind of a cute couple that way.
- Penny: We could still go; a little rain isn't going to kill us.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Have you been outside in the rain with Sheldon?
- Penny: No.
- Leonard Hofstadter: You'd wish it would kill you.