Jim Parsons credited as playing...
Sheldon Cooper
- Amy Farrah Fowler: [to Sheldon] I can't believe you've been arrested!
- Sheldon Cooper: I can't believe Penny hasn't!
- Sheldon Cooper: [about Penny and Leonard going to a cabin] You be sure and say hello to all the mosquitoes, bees, bears, snakes, possums, poison oak. Oh, and last but not least, teenagers with guitars.
- [first lines]
- Sheldon Cooper: [Over footage of a forest] It's nice to get back to nature. Why don't I do this more often?
- [Cut to Sheldon in his apartment wearing a virtual reality headset; Leonard and Penny enter]
- Sheldon Cooper: What a beautiful forest. Oh, hello, little butterfly. What's your na-?
- Sheldon Cooper: [as he reaches out to touch the butterfly, Leonard puts his face to Sheldon's hand, startling him] Ow!
- Leonard Hofstadter: Whatcha doing?
- Sheldon Cooper: I was enjoying some virtual reality, 'til you ruined it with your actual face.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: You know, if that study's real, Leonard might come back smarter than you.
- Sheldon Cooper: Are you trying to manipulate me?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Yes.
- Sheldon Cooper: Well done, it worked. We're going.
- Sheldon Cooper: Cell service is down to one bar, so if anyone needs medical attention, or to tell a stranger their political views are stupid, now's the time.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Have you ever been off the grid before?
- Sheldon Cooper: Once. The battery ran out on my phone; I had to wait for my iPad to turn on.
- Leonard Hofstadter: I was afraid he was going to eat me.
- Sheldon Cooper: Shall we check each other for ticks?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, all we did was walk in from the car.
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, well, suit yourself. Who wants to check me?
- [Drops his pants]
- Amy Farrah Fowler: On the other hand, safety first.
- Penny: Hey, you guys wanna play a drinking game?
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, now, w-now, we'll never win. You always play the drinking game.
- Penny: Not *the* drinking game, *a* drinking game.
- Leonard Hofstadter: To be fair, you're good at both.
- [last lines]
- Sheldon Cooper: Never have I ever drunk milk past its expiration date.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Never have I ever cancelled a dentist appointment.
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, uh, never have I ever put my foot in the ocean.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Never have I ever honked if I liked anything.
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, uh, never have I ever thrown, caught or touched a Frisbee.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Never have I ever put salt on my food without trying it first.
- Sheldon Cooper: Unph. Never have I ever pushed all the buttons in an elevator.
- [Amy drinks, Sheldon gasps]
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Well, we all have a past.
- Leonard Hofstadter: There goes our hike.
- Sheldon Cooper: Aw, not the hike? Now we'll have to stay here safe and warm.