Jim Parsons credited as playing...
Sheldon Cooper
- [first lines]
- Sheldon Cooper: I have a question about Batman. Batman is a man who dresses up like a bat. Manbat is a part man part bat hybrid. Now, if Manbat dressed up as a man to fight crime, would he be Manbatman;?
- Leonard Hofstadter: No, he'd be Batmanbat.
- Raj Koothrappali: But wouldn't Manbatman just be a batman that was bitten by a radioactive man?
- Howard Wolowitz: But Batman is a man. You're talking about a man who would have the powers of a man. That's just Manman.
- Sheldon Cooper: Well, isn't Manman just Man?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Well, what if Manman dressed as a bat?
- Raj Koothrappali: Well, that's just Batman.
- Leonard Hofstadter: No, if a man dresses as a bat, that's Batman, but if Manman dresses as a bat that's Batmanman.
- Howard Wolowitz: So, does that answer your question?
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, I haven't asked it yet.
- [last lines]
- Sheldon Cooper: [knock-knock-knock] Leonard.
- [knock-knock-knock]
- Sheldon Cooper: Leonard.
- [knock-knock-knock]
- Sheldon Cooper: Leonard.
- Leonard Hofstadter: What?
- Sheldon Cooper: I never got to ask my question about Batman.
- Leonard Hofstadter: What is it?
- Sheldon Cooper: If Batman were bitten by a radioactive manbat and then fought crime disguised as Manbat, would he be Manbatmanbatman or simply Manbatmanbatbatman?
- Penny Hofstadter: Is he still wearing the Batman suit under the Manbat suit?
- Sheldon Cooper: I'll be back.
- Sheldon Cooper: A party sub implies it's a party.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Your attendance implies it's not.
- Sheldon Cooper: I like a party as much as the next man. As long as the next man doesn't like a party.