The Million Dollar Tip

When I came across this film, I had never heard of it. But, as soon as the opening credits came up and I saw that first shot with the cliché i Movie preset Mexican party music, I knew I was at home. This is where I belong. In this universe that TatertotStudios has carefully crafted. This movie is truly the best film ever made. I probably watch this film about 3 times a day now. My go to movie before The Million Dollar Tip was Dunston Checks In, and before that MXP: Most Extreme Primate. I was really into chimp flicks for awhile there, I was in a dark place. I had a serious addiction and The Million Dollar Tip was the metaphorical savior to my problems.

The day I found the movie, I was writing my 53rd draft of Dunston Checks In Again. I had already been rejected from Universal 52 times. It was my pride and joy, but all the sudden I felt a calling to go to YouTube and look up the words that create the very title of this movie. I had no idea what I was in store for. The pure magic that unfolded before my eyes for about 10 minutes made me cry for 3 days. I have only cried two times in my life. One time being watching The Million Dollar Tip, and the other was watching the conclusion of Open Season 2. Animal movies really get to me. But my life has turned around since my chimp addiction, I now have a wife named Lizabeth, and two children named Blake Jr and Will, after the protagonist of the movie. I highly suggest you to experience Heaven by watching this movie and to send it to all your friends. This movie could save your life or inspire you to do something amazing. This movie is 1000000/10 but IMDb would only let me go to ten, which is truly a detriment to the amount of respect this movie deserves. Watch it, enjoy, and as the main character says in the movie "SIT DOWN BOI!!!" (implied) "and watch the million dollar tip". 10/10 this movie is my life

This film is a gem, a real diamond in the rough. Best independent film I've ever seen. Better than East Point and Echo Trail (also independent films) combined. Really enjoyed the acting and camera work. In fact, one type of shot used in this film inspired the entire movie of Hardcore Henry to be made. The movie really touched my heart with the story and definitely should be watched by anyone looking for either a love story, drama, action movie, horror movie, Jason Statham movie, or any other type of movie that you have in mind. This short, 10 minute film has literally every genre perfectly placed in. I could go on for about 500 words to a film blog or two about this film, but the long story short is that you need to see this movie. I've been reviewing movies since 1940, and this is by far the best indie film ever, period.

As one of the 3 creators and director of The Million Dollar Tip, I probably have no place in giving this a review, but, I am going to do it anyway. The Million Dollar Tip is my magnum opus. I started the project with the intent of making a movie with my friends, but I did not know we would be creating the best movie of all time. I am so proud of what me and my friends created and I sincerely want to thank them all. When I am accepting the Oscars I receive in my future I know I will be thanking my friends for making this film with me. It is a true work of art and a true masterpiece. I don't think I have ever had a better time creating anything other than with this movie. Our unofficial company, TatertotStudios is certainly ramping up production value for our coming ideas and you better be hyped.

I had heard legends. I had heard ballads. I had heard tall tales. Fables, I had heard. All described the magesty of a quintessential film of a generation. This is that film. I was a subsistence farmer in rural farming community in Northern Ireland during the time of this movie's release. I felt a trembling that shook me to my core. W.B. Yates once described a Second Coming in which 'the centre will not hold' and 'mere anarchy is loosed upon the world.' This is that second coming, but in a way of sheer film eupohoria. Instead of an antichrist to destroy established civilization, it is a film to destroy the established fillm genre. Without seeing the film I knew what it was, in all of its glory. I sold my goat, my house, and my youngest daughter for a train ticket to the nearest internet cafe, and I got onto youtube .com / tatertotstudios. I experienced the awe which has inspired me to start directing. I am now Steven Spielberg. Thank you, Tatertot Studios. Better than Schindler's List/10