Kunal Nayyar credited as playing...
Raj Koothrappali
- Raj Koothrappali: So, uh, what are you guys talking about?
- Claire: Well, your friends were just telling me about all the other girls you're dating.
- Raj Koothrappali: Why would you do that? I specifically asked you not to do that!
- Penny Hofstadter: We didn't.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: *You* just did.
- Zack Johnson: Wow, maybe none of you guys are smart.
- Raj Koothrappali: I do enjoy the complexity of an aged pinot noir.
- Leonard Hofstadter: I'm sure that would pair nicely with your fried nuggets of chicken.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I'm getting an earthy note.
- Penny Hofstadter: There's definitely some oak.
- Raj Koothrappali: Also, cherries?
- Leonard Hofstadter: I smell nothing.
- Howard Wolowitz: Really? Nothing?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Just a whole lot of Afrin.
- Raj Koothrappali: Almost any scientific advancement can be used for destructive purposes.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: That's true. Even Einstein's theory of relativity was later applied to the development of nuclear weapons.
- Penny Hofstadter: E equals MC squared. Yeah, "E" is energy, "M" for mass and "C" for the speed of light.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: How do you know that?
- Penny Hofstadter: Oh, Leonard mumbles it when he wants sex to last longer.