Johnny Galecki credited as playing...
Leonard Hofstadter
- Penny Hofstadter: You really want me to pick up your mother all by myself?
- Leonard Hofstadter: I just feel like it would be a good chance for you to bond.
- Penny Hofstadter: Or a way for you to avoid her?
- Leonard Hofstadter: I don't know what he is putting on those cards, but you are smarter than ever.
- [first lines]
- Penny Hofstadter: [Sheldon holds up a flash card] Helium.
- Sheldon Cooper: Yes.
- [Penny holds up a picture flash card]
- Sheldon Cooper: Taylor Swift.
- Penny Hofstadter: Yes.
- [Sheldon holds up another card]
- Penny Hofstadter: Pi.
- Sheldon Cooper: Yes.
- [Penny holds up another picture]
- Sheldon Cooper: Kardashian.
- Penny Hofstadter: More specific.
- Sheldon Cooper: [after a pause] Khloé?
- Penny Hofstadter: Yes!
- Sheldon Cooper: Ah! See, I remember because if it looks like Kim, it's Kim; if it looks kinda like Kim, it's Kourtney; if it looks nothing like Kim, it's Khloé.
- Penny Hofstadter: [Sheldon holds up another card] Oh, that's a venn diagram. And I remember because I thought to myself: 'Venn is he going to stop talking about this diagram?'
- [Leonard enters]
- Leonard Hofstadter: What are you guys doing?
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, well, we decided to use our breakfast time to expand our respective knowledge bases.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Hnh. Let me try.
- [Sheldon and Penny each hold up a card]
- Leonard Hofstadter: Atom of hydrogen; Adam of Maroon 5; mike drop.
- Sheldon Cooper: I'm sorry, who is Mike Drop?
- Sheldon Cooper: Bad news. Amy's making me go shopping with her later, so... looks like none of us can go.
- Leonard Hofstadter: You do realize we're allowed to have fun without you,
- Howard Wolowitz: In fact, that's usually the trick to it.
- Sheldon Cooper: You need to go to the end of the line.
- Trevor: Uh, who made you line monitor?
- Sheldon Cooper: Mrs. Wuntch in fourth grade. My slogan was "A line that's straight is a line that's great."
- Trevor: [to Leonard] Is this guy for real?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Boy, I wish I could say no.
- Howard Wolowitz: [about Raj's stick chair] You look like you come with a kickstand.
- Raj Koothrappali: You can't make me feel bad.
- Howard Wolowitz: Maybe not. Leonard?
- Leonard Hofstadter: So, when the aliens brought you back, they just left the probe in?
- Howard Wolowitz: We've waited in a lot of lines together, haven't we?
- Sheldon Cooper: Remember when we camped out for the Doctor Who panel at Comic-Con?
- Raj Koothrappali: Yeah. Sleeping under the stars with other fans who love the show as much as we do.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Waking up wondering which of those fans stole our wallets.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Hey Penny, do you want to go to the airport with me later to pick up my mother?
- Penny Hofstadter: Sure.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Thanks.
- Penny Hofstadter: No problem.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Hey Penny, um, since you're already going to be at the airport, do I need to go?