Kayli Carter credited as playing...
Sadie Barrett
- Sadie: Oh, my God, look at us. We're like an ad for assholes.
- Rachel Biegler: You mean we're assholes, or we're part of an ad that's targeted to assholes?
- Sadie: No, it's just that whole... people with cappuccinos in their lofts, with their laptops, dogs, with messy hair. You know, that whole fantasy. It's not your fault. You guys are authentic and real, you've just been co-opted by cultural mechanisms that create desirability. I took a media and consumer society course. It was pretty life-altering.
- Sadie: Look, I get my period every month and I flush an egg down the toilet. Why not give some to Richard and Rachel? What could be more meaningful than *me* giving two people that I love who are desperate to start a family the gift of life?
- Richard Grimes: Actually, we wanted to ask you about your eggs.
- Sadie: Scrambled is good, but however you guys do them is fine with me.
- Sadie: God, my mom went on this jag where she got rid of, like, everything in her closet that was even remotely form-fitting, and now it's just like cowl necks, and tunics, and draw strings, and shawls, that whole Eileen Fisher thing. It's like she doesn't even have a body anymore, she's just drowning inside all this fabric and erased all sexuality from her being. It's like she's been spayed.
- Sadie: You don't have to look at that tonight.
- Richard Grimes: No... hey! It's our anniversary. At least I can read about fellatio.