Johnny Carson: Self - Host
Fernando Lamas/Richard Pryor/Robyn Hilton/William Peter Blatty
The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson credited as playing...
Self - Host
- Johnny Carson: [on Robyn Hilton turning down a Playboy offer] Eleven thousand dollars...
- Robyn Hilton: No; I really, uh...
- Johnny Carson: I'd Indian wrestle Virginia Graham naked in Macy's window... No - no, I wouldn't, either.
- Johnny Carson: The average woman thinks if a fella has an accent - whether it's French or, uh, Spanish, or whatever - is somehow mysterious and, uh... has more emotional qualities within him. That's true.
- Fernando Lamas: It also helps when they do not understand you.
- Johnny Carson: Have I ever...?
- Fernando Lamas: Been hit, by a lady?
- Johnny Carson: Well, it wasn't a lady.
- Fernando Lamas: She was not a lady?
- Johnny Carson: Well, no - because, see, if she would have been a lady, she wouldn't have slapped me.
- Fernando Lamas: Right.
- Johnny Carson: Right?
- Fernando Lamas: That's a - that's a marvelous way out.
- RIchard Pryor: My uncle Dickie brought me a - bought me a cowboy suit, right? With two guns and stuff, and I was in the front yard, you know, and all the family was sittin' on the porch. And there was some dog poo-poo in the yard. And I slipped and fell in it.
- Johnny Carson: Big scream.
- RIchard Pryor: And they started laughing. So I got up and fell in it again.
- Johnny Carson: First rule of comedy.
- Johnny Carson: Who would you like to come - hope to come back, if you could come back in another life?
- Fernando Lamas: I'd like to be a kangaroo.