Matthew Macfadyen credited as playing...
Tom Wambsgans
- Greg Hirsch: Hey, man.
- Tom Wambsgans: So, I hear you're the new kid, yeah?
- Greg Hirsch: Oh, well, I'm just kinda starting out...
- Tom Wambsgans: I hear you're coming in.
- Greg Hirsch: Yeah, I mean I...
- Tom Wambsgans: Yeah, eyes on the prize. Well, I have got my eye on you. Yeah, you need any help -- seriously, any help, any advice -- just, you know, don't fucking bother, okay?
- [laughs]
- Tom Wambsgans: I'm only razzing you, cuz! You're dreaming, really, I'm razzing you.
- Greg Hirsch: Okay.
- Tom Wambsgans: That was a joke. No, really.
- Greg Hirsch: No, I...
- Tom Wambsgans: You know, the thing -- I may look really fun, you know?
- Greg Hirsch: Yeah.
- Tom Wambsgans: But the thing about me is I'm a terrible, terrible prick.
- Greg Hirsch: I haven't...
- Tom Wambsgans: I got you again! I just got you again!
- [laughs]
- Tom Wambsgans: Fuck me, man, your face! Pals, yes?
- Greg Hirsch: Yeah.
- Tom Wambsgans: Would you kiss me? Would you?
- Greg Hirsch: What? Kiss you?
- Tom Wambsgans: If I asked you to?
- Greg Hirsch: Would I kiss you?
- Tom Wambsgans: If I told you to, huh?
- [laughs]
- Tom Wambsgans: C'mon. I'm joking! I'm joking!