Saxon Sharbino credited as playing...
Laura Wilcox
- Laura Wilcox: Parker, what's going on? Why is everyone acting like I murdered a puppy?
- Parker Lowe: Did you not read the paper this morning?
- Bre Hendricks: No, because we're not 70.
- Parker Lowe: How long does it take to put makeup on two faces in the morning?
- Laura Wilcox: One more word, and I'll kick your balls straight into your throat.
- Parker Lowe: Excuse me? Did you hear what she said? She just threatened me.
- Bruce Kane: I did hear that. Yes. Hardly a threat, considering you'd actually have to have a pair for her to kick.
- Parker Lowe: You can't say that to me.
- Bruce Kane: Well, that's funny, because I just did.
- [Laura & Bre reads the headline of the newspaper]
- Bre Hendricks: Well, that's a little distasteful.
- Parker Lowe: What? The headline? Or the bitch that's flaunting her man around not a week after Nick's death?
- Laura Wilcox: There's nothing going on between me and Bruce. Screw you.
- [Laura shoves the newspaper at Parker]
- Bre Hendricks: Really?
- Parker Lowe: Really!