David DeCoteau in a nutshell: a bunch of shirtless model guys and a boring not-so-model female to avoid an accusations of overly homoerotic context. Zero blood, zero thrills, zero sense, below zero acting skills. Josh Van Meurs is a new legend worthy to stand along with Neil Breen and, like, the most of 'Birdemic' cast. Cassidy Alexa shoud have finished her career with an CW's 'Arrow' deleted part as Harley Quinn's hair. Too bad she didn't. Cynthia Rothrock shoud have finished her career about 20 years ago. Too bad she also didn't. David DeCoteau... aw c'mon, this guy's unstoppable.
The only thing 'Asian Ghost Story' is good for is making a few laughs when nobody expects them. Just like the characters didn't expect to be killed off-screen by a Chinese voyeuristic dead ninja's ghost.
