Joe Cole credited as playing...
- Frank: Well I learned what it's like to co-habit with someone I despise, is that useful for the system?
- Coach: Everything happens for a reason.
- Frank: On your pairing day, I know, and it always finds your perfect match.
- Coach: In 99.8% of cases.
- [Frank and Nicola are having sex, but Nicola is not impressed]
- Nicola: Bit faster. More motion. Not like that. More motion. You're all in-out, in-out, like you're trying to shut a drawer into a filing cabinet.
- Frank: Sorry.
- Nicola: It's just boring. Want a bit more side to side.
- [Frank changes the tempo]
- Frank: Like this?
- Nicola: [exasperated] No, not really.
- [Frank and Nicola are having sex]
- Nicola: [turning her head away] Tikka Masala!
- Frank: What?
- Nicola: Just... it's a bit Tikka Masala.
- Frank: Oh, I'm sorry.
- Nicola: [wrinkling her nose] Talking makes it worse.
- Frank: [muffled] Sorry.
- Nicola: No, no, you're going to have to do it from behind.
