Rachel Brosnahan credited as playing...
Lois Lane
- Lois Lane: We're so different. I was just some punk rock kid from Bakerline and you're... Superman.
- Superman: I'm punk rock.
- Lois Lane: [laughing] You are not punk rock.
- Superman: I like the Strangle Fellows, the P.O.D.s, and the Mighty Crabjoys.
- Lois Lane: Those are pop radio bands, they're not punk rock. The Mighty Crabjoys suck.
- Superman: Ah, well, a lot of people love 'em.
- Lois Lane: My point is I question everything and everyone. You trust everyone and think everyone you've ever met is, like... beautiful.
- Superman: Maybe that's the real punk rock.
- Superman: The DOJ has a warrant out for my arrest, so I'm gonna turn myself in.
- Lois Lane: Wait, what? Why?
- Superman: Maybe they'll take me wherever they took the dog. I don't know how else to find him.
- Lois Lane: It's a dog.
- Superman: Yeah, and he's not even a very good one, but... he's out there alone. And he's probably scared.
- Lois Lane: That haircut should be against your vows!
- Guy Gardner: That what? That what should be what? I'll have you know, 348 chicks say otherwise!
- Guy Gardner: How do you even know Superman, anyway?
- Lois Lane: I... just do.
- Guy Gardner: So, you know about the hypno glasses.
- Hawkgirl: Now she does.
- Guy Gardner: Well, I'm not saying who he is. Just that he wears hypno glasses. They make his face...
- [looks at Mr. Terrific]
- Guy Gardner: Terrific, how do they work?
- [Looks back at Lois]
- Guy Gardner: They make his face look different in your brain when he wears them so that you don't know who he is.
- Lois Lane: Yes, I know this first of all, but second of all, you really shouldn't be telling me this in case I DON'T know who he is.
- Guy Gardner: So you know he's Clark Kent.
- Lois Lane: Oh, my god! Why does he trust everyone?
- Guy Gardner: He doesn't. Just us because we are also of the cloth.
- Lois Lane: Of the cloth?
- [Gardner points at his costume]
- Lois Lane: You have a flying saucer, but you couldn't get a faster garage door?
- Mr. Terrific: I haven't worked on that yet.
- Lois Lane: [Mr. Terrific's T-Sphere finds Superman with Krypto, Metamorpho, and Baby Joey in the pocket universe] Do you have him?
- Mr. Terrific: Them. Superman, a mean dog in a cape, a weird baby, and a squiggle man.
- Lois Lane: ... What?
- Lois Lane: [interviewing Superman] Did you consult with the President before entering Boravian airspace?
- Superman: [sighs] No.
- Lois Lane: The Secretary of Defense?
- Superman: Nope.
- Lois Lane: Or... any US official before you took matters into your own hands and decided unilaterally how to handle this extremely delicate situation?
- Superman: Ghurkos and his goons were going to kill people!
- Lois Lane: Yes, but the results of you seemingly acting as a representative of the United States will cause more problems around the world...
- Superman: [talking over Lois] I wasn't representing anyone, except for me! And- and myself! And- and- and... good, I dunno, doing good!
- Lois Lane: [continuing] more than a war that lasted between 12 and 24 hours and was just replacing one tyrannical regime with another!
- Superman: Is that really how you feel?
- Lois Lane: I'm not the one being interviewed, Superman! But I- I'd question it, yeah! I would question myself in the same situation, and hold off a beat and consider the consequences!
- Superman: PEOPLE WERE GOING TO DIE!
- Lois Lane: What's it called again?
- Guy Gardner: Justice Gang!
- Hawkgirl: Nope.
- Mr. Terrific: We're not called that.
- Guy Gardner: Yeah, your name is Mr. Terrific. You don't get a vote with a name like that.
- Guy Gardner: You wanna break a federally incarcerated prisoner out of jail?
- Lois Lane: Look, I think this is being done to keep him from interfering with the Boravian invasion.
- Guy Gardner: No, you look. I'm a Green Lantern, lady. That means I took a vow not to get involved in politics.
- Mr. Terrific: Oh, that's part of the vows?
- Guy Gardner: It's implied. Yeah.
- Mr. Terrific: An implied vow?
- Hawkgirl: Every time there's something he doesn't want to do, he says it's part of some vow.
- Guy Gardner: Oh I swear to God, I am two seconds away from forming a giant hammer and beating you both to death!