Chris O'Dowd credited as playing...
Boone
- Jessica James: What?
- Boone: I *really* like you.
- Jessica James: Yeah, Boone. Of course you do. Everyone does. I'm freaking dope.
- Boone: How do you pay your rent?
- Jessica James: I work at a non-profit in Hell's kitchen. I teach public school kids how to write and produce their own plays.
- Boone: So, how do you pay your rent?
- Boone: I wouldn't say this is anymore or less awkward than every other part of the night.
- Jessica James: [laughs] That's funny. You're funny.
- Boone: Yeah.
- [pause]
- Boone: I'm also good at cunnilingus.
- Jessica James: Why did you get married?
- Boone: I think I was in a hurry to get on with my life.
- Jessica James: What went wrong?
- Boone: I'm still figuring that out. But, I'm pretty sure it was her fault.
- Jessica James: Just because you catch a unicorn in the wild doesn't mean you get to tap it whenever you want, buddy.
- Boone: Are you calling yourself a unicorn?
- Jessica James: Maybe.
- Boone: Didn't realize unicorns are so arrogant.
- [Boone trips over trash cans in front of Mandy's house]
- Boone: [on phone with Jessica] Did trash cans fall over on your end?
- Boone: You know how I used to obsess about everything she did online?
- Jessica James: I do.
- Boone: Now the only page I refresh is yours.
- Jessica James: Come on.
- Boone: Oh, that... sounded better in my head.