Peter Dinklage credited as playing...
Tyrion Lannister
- Tyrion Lannister: The last time we spoke was at Joffrey's wedding. Miserable affair.
- Sansa Stark: It had its moments.
- [first lines]
- Tyrion Lannister: You should consider yourself lucky.
- Lord Varys: Why?
- Tyrion Lannister: At least you won't freeze your balls off.
- Lord Varys: You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?
- Tyrion Lannister: Because I have balls, and you don't.
- Sansa Stark: Cersei told you her army was coming north. You believed her.
- Tyrion Lannister: I believe she wants to survive.
- Sansa Stark: [with disdain] I used to think you were the cleverest man alive.
- Lord Varys: Respect is how the young keep us at a distance, so we don't remind them of an unpleasant truth.
- Tyrion Lannister: What is that?
- Lord Varys: Nothing lasts.