Carol Burnett: Self
Carol Burnett/Tim Conway/Robert Easton/Tracee Talavera
The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
Carol Burnett credited as playing...
Self
- Carol Burnett: Last night, I was sitting there, and I was watching Loretta Young dancing with Gregory Peck. And I'm sittin' next to Cary Grant - and James Stewart asked me to dance. I couldn't... There is a Santa Claus.
- Johnny Carson: [on Jimmy Stewart] Does Jimmy dance any faster than he talks?
- Carol Burnett: No, he - he - he dances stutteringly.
- Johnny Carson: [recalling Carol Burnett singing on "The Ed Sullivan Show"] The first thing I ever saw you do.
- Carol Burnett: I did it on the Paar show - excuse me - first.
- Johnny Carson: That's - what do you mean?
- Carol Burnett: On the Jack Paar show.
- Johnny Carson: Oh, sure.
- Carol Burnett: Yeah.
- Johnny Carson: That's perfectly normal to say that.
- Carol Burnett: Was it?
- Johnny Carson: Sure.
- Carol Burnett: OK.
- Johnny Carson: Jack's up talking to a moose somewhere in Maine.
- Carol Burnett: [on her grandmother] She only admitted to me that she was married three times, but she *was* married six times. And, uh, when she passed away, she left me some trunks that I was scared to death to open...
- Johnny Carson: Yeah.
- Carol Burnett: For quite a while, because I wasn't quite sure what I'd find in there.
- Tim Conway: And then another one coming out. Another one with Don Knotts and I - where Don Knotts and I are...
- Johnny Carson: [correcting his grammar] Don Knotts and me.
- Carol Burnett: Don Knotts and me.
- Tim Conway: No, no - you guys aren't in it.
- Johnny Carson: [explaining grammar to Tim Conway] If it's the subject, you say "Don Knotts and I"; if you say "with", it's "Don Knotts and me".
- Carol Burnett: Right.
- Johnny Carson: It's really not a...
- Carol Burnett: See, what to do is you leave out "Don Knotts", and you say "with me", and...
- Tim Conway: He's gonna get steamed about this. He's... I don't think we can cut him out of it!