Tim Conway: Self
Carol Burnett/Tim Conway/Robert Easton/Tracee Talavera
The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
Tim Conway credited as playing...
Self
- Tim Conway: [on doing Carol Burnett's summer series] It's an easy show to work - this new one, now. You work, uh, four weeks, and you're off forty-eight, which gives me a lot of time to do whatever I want.
- Tim Conway: [on getting his car stolen at a party] If a guy comes up, and you're parking for a party, and they have ca- er, valet and everything - a guy comes up in a red coat and says, "Can I have your car?", wouldn't you give it to him?
- Johnny Carson: I guess so.
- Tim Conway: I did.
- Johnny Carson: You have made a movie - and you, uh, wrote one, and you...
- Tim Conway: Yeah - down in Tijuana, called, uh, "Peggy and Her Pony", which, uh, was a...
- Johnny Carson: No.
- Tim Conway: No? Oh - the one for, uh, Disney! Disney!
- Johnny Carson: Not the training film.
- Tim Conway: And then another one coming out. Another one with Don Knotts and I - where Don Knotts and I are...
- Johnny Carson: [correcting his grammar] Don Knotts and me.
- Carol Burnett: Don Knotts and me.
- Tim Conway: No, no - you guys aren't in it.
- Johnny Carson: [explaining grammar to Tim Conway] If it's the subject, you say "Don Knotts and I"; if you say "with", it's "Don Knotts and me".
- Carol Burnett: Right.
- Johnny Carson: It's really not a...
- Carol Burnett: See, what to do is you leave out "Don Knotts", and you say "with me", and...
- Tim Conway: He's gonna get steamed about this. He's... I don't think we can cut him out of it!
- Robert Easton: Again, the whole question of if you have an accent is all relative.
- Tim Conway: See if you can guess if I'm from Cleveland.
- Robert Easton: Yes, you are.