Charles-Henri Wright credited as playing...
Rodrick Heffley
- Manny Heffley: I'm texting.
- Susan Heffley: Oh, no. No devices on this trip.
- Greg: What do you mean?
- Susan Heffley: This is an unplugged road trip. No phones. No iPads. No internet.
- Rodrick Heffley: What?
- Susan Heffley: Just family time. The only connecting we're gonna do is with each other. Everyone, hand over your devices.
- Greg: You tricked us!
- Greg: This is totally not cool.
- Greg: Kids at school get way more screen time than I do!
- Rodrick Heffley: I'm not giving up my phone.
- Greg: Yeah! If he's not givin' up his phone, I'm not givin' up mine.
- Rodrick Heffley: If he's not giving up, I'm not giving up. Who do you think you are bossing us around?
- Greg: You want me to read. I'm reading text! What's the difference?
- [first lines]
- Greg: Do we have to come to Corny's? This place is for babies.
- Rodrick Heffley: Then you fit right in, Greggy.
- Susan Heffley: It's not a place for babies, it's a place for family-style dining. Right, Frank?
- Frank Heffley: That's right. And the buffet's all-you-can-eat, so take advantage.
- Rowley: Thanks for inviting me, Mr. and Mrs. Heffley. I hear the ball pit is super deep!