William Fichtner credited as playing...
- Adam: Is the meeting tonight an hour or an hour and a half?
- Christy: Hour and a half.
- Adam: [puts a beer can in his cooler] Are you guys going out for coffee after the meeting?
- Bonnie: Yeah.
- Adam: [puts another beer can in his cooler] Anybody having any personal problems?
- Christy: Jill had a run-in with her ex-husband and his new fiancee who's pregnant.
- Adam: [dumps the rest of the beer in] Have fun at your meeting.
- Adam: [Bonnie and Christy come home and find him sloshed on the couch] Hey Bonnie, did you have fun not drinking?
- [topples a pyramid of beer cans]
- Adam: [to Bonnie] While you're at your meeting, I'm going to stay here and get drunk.
- [Bonnie glares at him]
- Adam: I mean get drunk alone, the way you're supposed to drink.
- Bonnie: Here you go, Bonnie Plunkett's world famous hangover cure.
- [hands him a beer can]
- Adam: You complete me.
- Christy: [in the kitchen] What're you doing in here so early?
- Adam: I didn't want to throw up in the bed.
- Christy: How considerate of you.
- Bonnie: [later, goes over to Adam] Good morning, was that you painting the toilet this morning?
- Christy: Be nice, it could've been on your back.
- Jeanine: So Adam, did you enjoy your pie last night?
- Adam: [caught off guard] Uh, that's kind of a personal question.
- Bonnie: [under her breath, firmly] I-brought-you-back-a-piece-of-pie-from-the-meeting-last-night.
- Adam: Oh,
- [to Jeanine]
- Adam: then yes.