Anna Faris credited as playing...
- Adam: Is the meeting tonight an hour or an hour and a half?
- Christy: Hour and a half.
- Adam: [puts a beer can in his cooler] Are you guys going out for coffee after the meeting?
- Bonnie: Yeah.
- Adam: [puts another beer can in his cooler] Anybody having any personal problems?
- Christy: Jill had a run-in with her ex-husband and his new fiancee who's pregnant.
- Adam: [dumps the rest of the beer in] Have fun at your meeting.
- Bonnie: By the way, we're late because of Christy.
- Marjorie: Oh, well that's okay.
- Bonnie: Why is that okay?
- Marjorie: Because she's working 2 jobs, going to school and taking care of her kids.
- Bonnie: What about what I do?
- Marjorie: What *do* you do?
- Christy: I am SO glad I came tonight.
- Christy: What if I spend thousands on going to college, thousands more going to law school, and by the time I become a lawyer, there aren't any jobs?
- Marjorie: What if there's a huge earthquake and California just slides into the ocean?
- Christy: So you think I shouldn't go into real estate?
- Marjorie: No, my point is none of us knows what the future holds, we can only base our decisions on what we know right now.
- Christy: Well I know I don't want to be tens of thousands of dollars in student loan debts.
- Christy: I talked to Marjorie.
- Jeanine: And what did she say?
- Christy: She said I should pray on it.
- Jeanine: Okay... hard to poke holes in that.
- Christy: [in the kitchen] What're you doing in here so early?
- Adam: I didn't want to throw up in the bed.
- Christy: How considerate of you.
- Bonnie: [later, goes over to Adam] Good morning, was that you painting the toilet this morning?
- Christy: Be nice, it could've been on your back.
- Bonnie: [kneeling by the bed praying] You getting anything yet?
- Christy: Not with you yammering in my ear.
- Bonnie: Sor-ry!
- [resumes praying, a moment later]
- Bonnie: Should we try Satan? I hear he gets things done.
- Christy: [stands up, goes to the other side of the bed, kneels down, prays] She's not with me.
- Christy: [about her decision to pursue law school instead of joining Jeanine's realty firm] I thought you'd be mad.
- Jeanine: You're following your dream, it takes guts, it takes courage, you did NOT grow up to be anything like your mother.
- Christy: [smiles] I'll tell her you said that.
- Marjorie: I can't tell you what to do, Christy.
- Christy: Sure you can, just pick one.
- Marjorie: I can tell you how to stay sober, I can't tell you how to run your life.
- Christy: [sighs] Great, then I folded these chairs for nothing.
- Jill: Look Bonnie, it's your former lesbian lover!
- Christy: [beaming] SO glad I came tonight.
- Marjorie: You haven't had a drink or used drugs in four years, the same higher power that got you through that can help you with this.
- Christy: I don't know... I'm starting to think my higher power might be getting sick of me.
- Jeanine: I saw your tell.
- Christy: I don't have a tell.
- Jeanine: Sure you do, you tuck your hair behind your ear when you lie.
- Christy: Is that why I could never beat you at poker?
- Jeanine: It was more that you were 7, but yeah.
