Liam Neeson credited as playing...
- Joan: Do you notice anything different about the soup?
- Tom: There is. What is it?
- Joan: You tell me.
- Tom: Is this a quiz? If I get it right, do I get another bowl of soup?
- Tom: Why didn't she check your lungs when she was removing the lump?
- Joan: I don't know, Tom. She-she can't just put a hand in and move things out of the way and take a peek.
- Tom: How do you know they don't do that? Are you a doctor now?
- Tom: So, what do you and your hairdresser talk about?
- Joan: You and what an idiot you are.
- Tom: An idiot who has a pair of scissors in his hands.
- Tom: He doesn't look gay.
- Joan: No. But then you don't look...
- Tom: [interrupts] Easy tiger!
- [Joan smiles]
- Tom: I can go now? I've done enough groping?
- [Joan laughs]
- Joan: I know I've got it
- Tom: So you're a doctor now?
- Joan: You don't have to be a doctor to know things like that.
- Tom: Yes, you do.
- [Joan sighs]
- Joan: It's only a fish.
- Tom: You still have to feed it.
- Joan: Flush it.
- Tom: *Flush you.*
- Tom: In situations like this, you have to be exact.
- Joan: Oh, I'm sorry, Tom. Are we in a hospital or are we in a courtroom?