Laurence Fishburne credited as playing...
Reverend Richard Mueller
- Sal Nealon: Every generation has their war. Men make the wars and wars make the men. It never ends!
- Reverend Richard Mueller: Maybe one day we'll try something different.
- Sal Nealon: I'm sorry, Doc. You know me, I-I don't mean nothin'.
- Reverend Richard Mueller: We pay for what we say, Salvatore.
- Sal Nealon: Yeah? Well, put it on my tab.
- Sal Nealon: Hey, at least we're not drug addicts.
- Reverend Richard Mueller: Thank... God. Not anymore.
- Sal Nealon: "Not anymore." We never were.
- Reverend Richard Mueller: We took the shit, Sal.
- Sal Nealon: Yeah. 'Cause we needed the shit.
- Reverend Richard Mueller: No. We needed it, the corps would've issued it to us.
- Sal Nealon: Yeah. In a way, they did.
- Larry 'Doc' Shepherd: That shit was meant for pain. All drugs are.
- Sal Nealon: So? What's wrong with taking it, then?
- Reverend Richard Mueller: Morphine - is - addictive.
- Sal Nealon: Yeah, so is pain.
- Larry 'Doc' Shepherd: We weren't the ones who were in pain, though.
- Sal Nealon: The fuck we weren't.
- Reverend Richard Mueller: Different kind of pain.
- Sal Nealon: Pain is pain.
- Reverend Richard Mueller: I thought we were going to a funeral?
- Sal Nealon: We are going to a funeral. Just looks like it's going to take a little longer to get there.
- Reverend Richard Mueller: I will dwell in the house of Lord.
- Sal Nealon: What are you doing with the bouncing? What is that?
- Reverend Richard Mueller: I'm speaking a psalm.
- Reverend Richard Mueller: A psalm? Oh.
- [whispering to the rent-a-car lady]
- Reverend Richard Mueller: As in, a psalm-a Bin Laden.
- Reverend Richard Mueller: Don't be ridiculous.
- Sal Nealon: Why not? You know a better way to be? You wish you could be ridiculous, but it's too late now.
- DAFB Guard: I'd rather be fighting them over there than in our own backyard.
- Sal Nealon: Sound familiar?
- Reverend Richard Mueller: Oh, yeah. See, we fought the commies in 'Nam so we wouldn't have to fight 'em on the beaches of Malibu.
- DAFB Guard: Guess it worked.
- Reverend Richard Mueller: I can promise you, Doc, you will meet your wife and son again, in a better place.
- Sal Nealon: Oh, come on.
- Reverend Richard Mueller: And all of this will seem like a momentary separation.
- Sal Nealon: Oh, come on. What better place are they going to, huh? Las Vegas? Miami Beach?
- Reverend Richard Mueller: Think about it, Sal. What's more important?
- Sal Nealon: I don't know. But it's never the lie.