Brad Jones credited as playing...
Cinema Snob
- [first lines]
- Cinema Snob: Hey, remember that time they made a faith-based movie about a what-if scenario in which the dead twin of Elvis Presley actually survived and grew up to become an Elvis impersonator, only they couldn't use the name Elvis, so instead he's called Drexel "The Dream" Hemsley? Well, I certainly remember it. I would say, "What the fuck, Hollywood?" But I'm pretty sure Hollywood doesn't know this movie exists.
- Reece Wade: Ryan... I don't know what to say.
- Cinema Snob: I know what to say. You're too good for this movie, Ray Liotta. Why are you turning in such a good performance? Go back to more dignified roles like when you raped people with a garden hose.