Calah Lane credited as playing...
Noodle
- Noodle: What are you doing?
- Willy Wonka: I'm making chocolate, of course. How do you like it? Dark? White? Nutty? Absolutely insane.
- Noodle: What are we gonna do, Willy?
- Willy Wonka: [the light bulb is on and he sees it] Huh.
- Noodle: Huh?
- Willy Wonka: [gets the idea] Huh.
- Noodle: A double huh.
- Willy Wonka: Do you have a pencil and paper?
- Noodle: Uh-huh.
- Willy Wonka: I got an idea.
- Willy Wonka: The little orange man...
- Noodle: What?
- Willy Wonka: The little orange man, I didn't tell you about him?
- Noodle: No. You didn't.
- Willy Wonka: He's my nemesis. About yea high. Comes in the dead of night and he steals all my chocolate. Been happening every few weeks for the past three, four years now.
- Noodle: Really.
- Willy Wonka: Sometimes I spy him in that strange realm betwixt sleep and wake, green hair glinting in the moonlight.
- Noodle: Green hair?
- Willy Wonka: One day I shall catch him, Noodle.
- Noodle: Willy.
- Willy Wonka: And when I do...
- Noodle: Willy! You don't seriously expect me to believe this, do you?
- Willy Wonka: Of course I do! What other explanation is there?
- Noodle: I don't know, that you go to sleep, dream about a little green man...
- Willy Wonka: Orange man, green hair.
- Noodle: ...and while you're dreaming, stuff your face with chocolate!
- Willy Wonka: Stuff my--?
- [pauses thoughtfully]
- Willy Wonka: That makes a lot more sense.
- Noodle: The greedy beat the needy, Willy. It's just the way of the world.
- Willy Wonka: You're right, Noodle. I guess that's why there's one other thing to do.
- Noodle: What's that?
- Willy Wonka: Change the world.
- Noodle: [giving the zoo security guard a chocolate] From Zoo Management. In recognition of your years of service.
- Basil, Zoo Security Guard: But I've only been here a year.
- Noodle: Which is why there's only one chocolate.
- Noodle: [asking about flamingos at the zoo] Why don't they fly away?
- Willy Wonka: I don't know. Perhaps they haven't thought of it.
- Noodle: You're kidding?
- Willy Wonka: No, I'm serious. That's the thing about flamingos. They need someone to show 'em the way.