Joe Murray credited as playing...
Ralph Bighead • Rachel Bighead
- Ralph Bighead: I'll do it for my parents. But since the last time I saw them, I've... changed.
- [He steps out of the van and reveals himself to be a woman]
- Ralph Bighead: I'm not Ralph anymore.
- [She takes off her hat and reveals her purple bob]
- Rachel Bighead: I'm... Rachel.
- Mr. Dupette: [to Rachel] We need you to work your magic. Your father will fill you in on all the details.
- [He addresses Ed, who is leaning on the desk with his eyes smugly closed, in a menacing tone]
- Mr. Dupette: Ed, you're still in charge. Make this happen.
- Ed Bighead: Hello, so-
- [He opens his eyes and finds a young toad woman standing before him]
- Ed Bighead: -on?
- Rachel Bighead: Hi, dad.
- [Mr. Dupette pops up from behind them in a golfing outfit]
- Mr. Dupette: Welp, I'm going on vacation. This is the most work I've done in years. Good luck, Bigheads. Let me know when the special's done!
- Ed Bighead: [stammering] But what... what goes on here? Where's my son?
- Rachel Bighead: I'm not your son, I'm your daughter. And I'm finally happy.
- [Ed, stunned, looks his daughter up and down]
- Ed Bighead: This is crazy! No!
- Rachel Bighead: Yes.
- Ed Bighead: No.
- Rachel Bighead: Yes.
- [More stammering from Ed]
- Ed Bighead: I-I-I can't do this! I have no daughter!