Roger Ebert: Self - Host
Meet Joe Black/I'll Be Home for Christmas/Dancing at Lughnasa/I Still Know What You Did Last Summer/Velvet Goldmine
Siskel & Ebert
Roger Ebert credited as playing...
Self - Host
- Roger Ebert - Host: "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer" is a deadening series of set-ups and slashings, set-ups and slashings, set-ups and slashings, and for its viewers, it's a waste of 90 precious minutes that they can never get back. Just think, Gene: That's three hours between the two of us, and if you multiply that by thousands of people who will see this movie, it adds up to months, years, even centuries lost forever to the human race.
- Gene Siskel - Host: Yes... how, if we had all pulled together, we could've solved some very big problems. We could've gone to a disaster site and, y'know, put sand bags by a, uh... a raging dam.
- Roger Ebert - Host: That's right. We could've stopped flooding. We could've tutored kids who want to learn how to read. Maybe have a used clothing drive or something.
- [Gene chuckles]
- Roger Ebert - Host: Think of the hours of volunteer labor that this movie has taken out of the human time pool. Shocking.
- Gene Siskel - Host: I'm gonna go home and just cry.
- Roger Ebert - Host: [chuckles] I think I'm gonna start crying right now.
- Roger Ebert - Host: [reviewing "I'll Be Home for Christmas"] It's, it's, it's, it's from Mars. The people in this movie aren't like ANY people I've ever seen in life, or any people I've ever seen in the movies.