Mayim Bialik credited as playing...
Amy Farrah Fowler
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Hi.
- Sheldon Cooper: Hello.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: What are you doing?
- Sheldon Cooper: I'm just contemplating Buridan's donkey.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I understand. I'll leave you be.
- Sheldon Cooper: What, you're familiar with the reference?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Of course. Jean Buridan proposed a philosophical thesis stating that a hungry donkey placed between two equidistant bales of hay would be paralyzed by indecision and would starve to death.
- Sheldon Cooper: Exactly.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Well, I wouldn't want you to starve to death, so here's an eggplant.
- Sheldon Cooper: Thank you.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: You know, some people believe that Buridan was plagiarizing Aristotle.
- Sheldon Cooper: Really?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Although, in Aristotle's example, he proposed an equally hungry and thirsty man caught between food and drink.
- Sheldon Cooper: Huh. Yeah, I wonder if that's related to the 12th century Persian philosopher, Al-Ghazali and his story of a man caught between two dates.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Are you suggesting Al-Ghazali was Aristotelian? 'Cause if anything, he was anti-Aristotelian.
- Sheldon Cooper: Al-Ghazali was anti-Aristotelian? Boy, you think you know a guy.
- [first lines]
- Sheldon Cooper: Hello, I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: And I'm Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler.
- Sheldon Cooper: And welcome to the first on location episode of "Dr. Sheldon Cooper and Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler present
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Dr. Sheldon Cooper's Fun with Flags".
- Howard Wolowitz: [to Penny, about Sheldon] You know, if he moves across the hall for good, Leonard could keep the stuff you don't like in Sheldon's old room. Solves everything.
- Penny Hofstadter: That's a great idea!
- Leonard Hofstadter: Ooh! Maybe I could turn it into a gaming den.
- Raj Koothrappali: That would be amazing.
- Sheldon Cooper: [stutters] Wha-Wha... Excuse me, that's my room.
- Leonard Hofstadter: But you won't be living here.
- Sheldon Cooper: But that's my room.
- Leonard Hofstadter: You won't be living here.
- Sheldon Cooper: But that's my room.
- Leonard Hofstadter: [to everyone] You guys might want to start eating.
- [to Sheldon]
- Leonard Hofstadter: You won't be living here.
- Penny Hofstadter: Sweetie, once you stop paying rent, none of this is really yours.
- Sheldon Cooper: But that's my room.
- Howard Wolowitz, Penny Hofstadter, Leonard Hofstadter, Raj Koothrappali, Amy Farrah Fowler: BUT YOU WON'T BE LIVING HERE!