Johnny Galecki credited as playing...
Leonard Hofstadter
- Leonard Hofstadter: You're awful quiet. Everything OK?
- Sheldon Cooper: I'm concerned about Amy. She's acting a bit odd lately.
- Howard Wolowitz: Just out of curiosity, what registers as odd to you?
- Leonard Hofstadter: She took my Where's Waldo!
- Sheldon Cooper: Well, no, no, he's over there.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Oh yeah, there he is.
- Leonard Hofstadter: So she's been lying to him?
- Penny Hofstadter: So what? You lie to Sheldon all the time.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah, but to get him to leave, not get him to stay.
- Howard Wolowitz: I'm serious, JPL's actually developing a robot arm that could grab an asteroid before it hits us.
- Leonard Hofstadter: So their plan for saving the Earth from Armageddon is hoping a bunch of scientists can catch a ball?
- Raj Koothrappali: If we're all gonna die, why am I eating so much kale?
- Leonard Hofstadter: And what's it called when you secretly get rid of all your husband's stuff?
- Penny Hofstadter: Wha-? That is not true!
- Leonard Hofstadter: Well, Bernadette told Howard; Howard told me. Plus I can see all my stuff is gone.
- Penny Hofstadter: Oh, so you believe your friend and your friend's wife and your own eyes over me? Wow!
- Howard Wolowitz: [about Sheldon's dream] Okay, the last question: The chaps he was wearing, assless?
- Sheldon Cooper: Can we just focus on the decision I'm facing?
- Raj Koothrappali: We can. but just for the record, all chaps are assless.
- Sheldon Cooper: Gentlemen, please! This is a significant decision. Do Amy and I continue living together, or do I move back in with Leonard?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Over my assless chaps you will.
- Howard Wolowitz: This isn't complicated. Do you love Amy?
- Sheldon Cooper: Yes.
- Raj Koothrappali: Do you like living with her?
- Sheldon Cooper: Yes.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Do you know what you need to do now?
- Sheldon Cooper: Apparently figure it out on my own, 'cause you guys are no help at all.
- [last lines]
- Penny Hofstadter: OK. Open your eyes and see your new room.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Wowww!
- Penny Hofstadter: I-i went a little overboard. We can always dial it back.
- Leonard Hofstadter: No, no, no-no-no, it- it's important to me that you have the bedroom you want.
- Penny Hofstadter: Oh, that means so much. I love you.
- Leonard Hofstadter: I love you too.
- Leonard Hofstadter: [walking into Sheldon's apartment carrying stuff] Just hiding some stuff in your closet. Don't tell Penny.
- Sheldon Cooper: Your Klingon word of the day calender's gone.
- Leonard Hofstadter: I'd say dammit in Klingon, but that wasn't until next month.
- Sheldon Cooper: It's Qu'vatlh.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Qu'vatlh!
- Howard Wolowitz: [to Penny, about Sheldon] You know, if he moves across the hall for good, Leonard could keep the stuff you don't like in Sheldon's old room. Solves everything.
- Penny Hofstadter: That's a great idea!
- Leonard Hofstadter: Ooh! Maybe I could turn it into a gaming den.
- Raj Koothrappali: That would be amazing.
- Sheldon Cooper: [stutters] Wha-Wha... Excuse me, that's my room.
- Leonard Hofstadter: But you won't be living here.
- Sheldon Cooper: But that's my room.
- Leonard Hofstadter: You won't be living here.
- Sheldon Cooper: But that's my room.
- Leonard Hofstadter: [to everyone] You guys might want to start eating.
- [to Sheldon]
- Leonard Hofstadter: You won't be living here.
- Penny Hofstadter: Sweetie, once you stop paying rent, none of this is really yours.
- Sheldon Cooper: But that's my room.
- Howard Wolowitz, Penny Hofstadter, Leonard Hofstadter, Raj Koothrappali, Amy Farrah Fowler: BUT YOU WON'T BE LIVING HERE!