Kunal Nayyar credited as playing...
Raj Koothrappali
- Howard Wolowitz: I'm serious, JPL's actually developing a robot arm that could grab an asteroid before it hits us.
- Leonard Hofstadter: So their plan for saving the Earth from Armageddon is hoping a bunch of scientists can catch a ball?
- Raj Koothrappali: If we're all gonna die, why am I eating so much kale?
- Howard Wolowitz: [about Sheldon's dream] Okay, the last question: The chaps he was wearing, assless?
- Sheldon Cooper: Can we just focus on the decision I'm facing?
- Raj Koothrappali: We can. but just for the record, all chaps are assless.
- Sheldon Cooper: Gentlemen, please! This is a significant decision. Do Amy and I continue living together, or do I move back in with Leonard?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Over my assless chaps you will.
- Howard Wolowitz: This isn't complicated. Do you love Amy?
- Sheldon Cooper: Yes.
- Raj Koothrappali: Do you like living with her?
- Sheldon Cooper: Yes.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Do you know what you need to do now?
- Sheldon Cooper: Apparently figure it out on my own, 'cause you guys are no help at all.
- Howard Wolowitz: [to Penny, about Sheldon] You know, if he moves across the hall for good, Leonard could keep the stuff you don't like in Sheldon's old room. Solves everything.
- Penny Hofstadter: That's a great idea!
- Leonard Hofstadter: Ooh! Maybe I could turn it into a gaming den.
- Raj Koothrappali: That would be amazing.
- Sheldon Cooper: [stutters] Wha-Wha... Excuse me, that's my room.
- Leonard Hofstadter: But you won't be living here.
- Sheldon Cooper: But that's my room.
- Leonard Hofstadter: You won't be living here.
- Sheldon Cooper: But that's my room.
- Leonard Hofstadter: [to everyone] You guys might want to start eating.
- [to Sheldon]
- Leonard Hofstadter: You won't be living here.
- Penny Hofstadter: Sweetie, once you stop paying rent, none of this is really yours.
- Sheldon Cooper: But that's my room.
- Howard Wolowitz, Penny Hofstadter, Leonard Hofstadter, Raj Koothrappali, Amy Farrah Fowler: BUT YOU WON'T BE LIVING HERE!