Johnny Galecki credited as playing...
Leonard Hofstadter
- [last lines]
- Penny Hofstadter: So, were you turned on even a little bit?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: It was like being hit on by Rat-pack Pee-wee Herman.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Uh, sorry, is that a yes?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: No!
- Sheldon Cooper: [Sheldon enters] Amy, I didn't want it to come to this, but you have left me no choice but to employ the most passionate, seductive dance known to man. The flamenco.
- [he dances]
- Amy Farrah Fowler: For God's sake, you're ridiculous!
- [she storms out]
- Sheldon Cooper: Well, you guys are aroused, right?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: [ou in the hall Amy is breathless] That was a close one.
- Penny Hofstadter: How come you don't eat more broccoli?
- Leonard Hofstadter: I'm married, I don't have to be attractive.
- Penny Hofstadter: Now, when he said he wanted to make a baby, is it possible he meant out of Legos?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: No, he was explicit. Needlessly and freakishly explicit.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Why does he need a baby? He's already hairless and smells like talcum powder.
- Penny Hofstadter: Could you two really have some sort of super-intelligent child?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Well, there is a genetic component, but that doesn't guarantee anything.
- Leonard Hofstadter: That's true. Sheldon's father once picked a fight with a cactus.
- Penny Hofstadter: Yeah, but that's just his Earth parents. We don't know anything about the ones that sent him here.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Well, we know they were smart enough to send him away.