Jim Parsons credited as playing...
Sheldon Cooper
- [last lines]
- Penny Hofstadter: So, were you turned on even a little bit?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: It was like being hit on by Rat-pack Pee-wee Herman.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Uh, sorry, is that a yes?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: No!
- Sheldon Cooper: [Sheldon enters] Amy, I didn't want it to come to this, but you have left me no choice but to employ the most passionate, seductive dance known to man. The flamenco.
- [he dances]
- Amy Farrah Fowler: For God's sake, you're ridiculous!
- [she storms out]
- Sheldon Cooper: Well, you guys are aroused, right?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: [ou in the hall Amy is breathless] That was a close one.
- [first lines]
- Sheldon Cooper: How much will it hurt?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: It's just a tiny skin sample. You saw my do it to myself.
- Sheldon Cooper: On a scale of one to ten, where one is a pebble in your shoe and ten is the monkey you thought was your pet biting your face off.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: A two.
- Sheldon Cooper: Eating a whole Altoid?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, if I'm going to synthesize a neural network from our skin cells, I need to harvest them. Now, I've done this dozens of times, but if you're too scared you don't have to.
- Sheldon Cooper: No, this is for science. I can be brave for science.
- Sheldon Cooper: Care for a brandy?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I don't think so.
- Sheldon Cooper: Good choice, it's disgusting.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, I'm not ready to have a baby!
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, yes, you are. I track your cycle. For the next 36 hours you're as fertile as a manure-covered field.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Wow. I can actually feel the egg crawling its way back up.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: "Make a baby"? What are you talking about?
- Sheldon Cooper: Clearly, the combination of our DNA is exceptional.
- [stammers]
- Sheldon Cooper: Our child could be the next step in the evolution of mankind. We'll be able to get into any preschool we want.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, I'm not ready to have a baby.
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, yes, you are. I track your cycle. Yeah, for the next 36 hours, you're as fertile as a manure-covered wheat field.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Wow. I can actually feel the egg crawling its way back up.
- Sheldon Cooper: I don't understand. Well, I thought you'd be thrilled to procreate with me.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Not right now.
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, I see what's happening here. You're playing hard to get.