Betty Gilpin credited as playing...
Debbie Eagan
- Debbie: If you wanna do something more than nod and eat a salad, and make a pretty cry-face, you are punished.
- Sam Sylvia: Ladies, get out your autograph books. I want you to meet the new star of GLOW, this is TV's own Debbie Morgan.
- Debbie: Eagan.
- Sam Sylvia: Debbie Eagan.
- Cherry Bang: Where the hell have you been?
- Sam Sylvia: I've been working my ass off. I just drove to fucking Pasadena in the middle of the day.
- Debbie: [sees Ruth] Are you insane? Am I on fucking Candid Camera? Why is she still here?
- Sam Sylvia: Oh, her. Yeah... I did... Look...
- Cherry Bang: While you been gone, we done a lot of fucking around.
- Debbie: Take me home. Now. Give me your fucking keys. I'm taking your car.
- Sam Sylvia: Just give me a second.
- Cherry Bang: Oh no, we got some miscarriage bullshit to show you.
- Sam Sylvia: Wait, what?
- Cherry Bang: Oh, now I have your attention?
- Cherry Bang: You, just stop talking and give me, give me a minute, okay? Just give me a minute.
- [looks at Debbie]
- Cherry Bang: Honey, honey, come with me. Come on. Come on. It's gonna be all right.
- [Sheila approaches Ruth]
- Sheila the She-Wolf: Don't stand up straight.
- Ruth Wilder: I'm...
- Sheila the She-Wolf: You have to be submissive. She's the Alpha and you're the Omega.
- Ruth Wilder: I'm...
- Sheila the She-Wolf: Shh. You're gonna provoke her.
- Ruth Wilder: Let me just...
- Sheila the She-Wolf: Slouch toward the ground. Now slouch. Submit. She might kill you.
- Debbie: [looking at Ruth] What are you doing?
- Sheila the She-Wolf: She's submitting.
- Debbie: No, don't even talk to me.
- Ruth Wilder: Hey! Are you joining the team? Is she joining the team?
- Debbie: Well, it's hard to pass up a starring role.
- [looks at Sam]
- Debbie: So we need to pick up Randy from my parents' house, and I need chow fun from Two Panda Deli.
- Sam Sylvia: Okay.
- [Debbie gets in Sam's car]
- Ruth Wilder: So, um... so, I'm fired?
- Sam Sylvia: No! Are you an idiot? You're chum. You're blood in the water. Debbie's the hero and you're the villain. Everybody's gonna hate you!
- Ruth Wilder: I don't want everyone to hate me.
- Sam Sylvia: Oh, Christ. Crying, caring, the desperation. That, that's what makes you unbearable. Look, I don't like you, Strindberg. Take that in. Hold on to it. Try not giving a fuck. There's a lot of power in that.
- [Sam approaches his car]
- Sam Sylvia: And relax. The devil gets all the best lines.