Kate Nash credited as playing...
Rhonda Richardson
- [as the ladies practice their lockups, Melrose and Rhonda start singing]
- Melanie Rosen, Rhonda Richardson: [singing] Hold me now. Oh, oh, warm my heart. Stay with me. Let loving start, let loving start. Oh, hold me now...
- Cherry Bang: Some of us are trying to work.
- Melanie Rosen: They're slow dancing. They just fully did a spin.
- Reggie Walsh: Ow! That's not what we practiced.
- [Reggie carries Arthie to the corner]
- Cherry Bang: All right, um...
- [points at Ruth]
- Cherry Bang: You.
- [points at Melrose]
- Cherry Bang: And you.
- Melanie Rosen: Oh.
- Cherry Bang: Let's see what you got.
- Melanie Rosen: Okay.
- [gets off the top turnbuckle]
- Melanie Rosen: Come on, drama nerd. Hold me now.
- Ruth Wilder: Okay.
- [they get into a lockup]
- Ruth Wilder: I think it's like this. And then I'm gonna spin around, and we're gonna put your arm around my neck.
- Melanie Rosen: Okay.
- [Ruth grabs Melrose's arm and turns around]
- Ruth Wilder: Then here, like this...
- Melanie Rosen: And then just sort of, you know, like this...
- [Melrose starts grinding her hips against Ruth's back]
- [Ruth notices Melrose smoking]
- Ruth Wilder: Umm... I don't think you're allowed to do that here.
- Melanie Rosen: Well, I need to chill the fuck out 'cause some crazy stunt-cunt just tried to murder me.
- Carmen Wade: That was a sleeper hold.
- Melanie Rosen: That was a lawsuit. Who does that bitch think she is? I mean, this morning, she was just another schmucky actress in a Kmart leotard. And now, she's going around, knocking people unconscious? Who died and made her the black Nurse Ratched?
- Carmen Wade: The director did. He said, 'She's in charge'.
- Melanie Rosen: The point is, I could've died.
- Rhonda Richardson: Maybe you did die. Maybe we're all dead and this is the afterlife.
- Ruth Wilder: Are you already high?
- Rhonda Richardson: No. No one passed it to me, and I've been waiting because I'm polite.
- Melanie Rosen: Oh.
- [Melrose hands her cigarette to Rhonda]
- Rhonda Richardson: Thanks.
- Ruth Wilder: I think Cherry's doing the best she can.
- Melanie Rosen: Oh yeah? You big into dictators?
- Ruth Wilder: I don't know how things work in the music video world, but... at least she's trying to make us an ensemble. Usually, in this industry, it's every man for himself, and it's almost always a man telling you your ass is too fat at the same time he's trying to grope it. And having a woman in charge instead of that Sackballs guy? This is as good as it gets.
- Melanie Rosen: If you're so into the sisterhood, maybe you shouldn't have fucked your friend's husband.
- [pause]
- Ruth Wilder: I didn't.
- Melanie Rosen: Dude... I am the Cézanne of bullshit artists.
- [Melrose gets up to get the lunch]
- Melanie Rosen: Oh, that's us.
- [looks at Ruth]
- Melanie Rosen: Oh, you owe me 20 bucks.
- [Melrose receives the lunch pack, then notices a bottle of ketchup and grabs it]
- Melanie Rosen: Okay, ladies, back to the isle of Lesbos!