Ellen Wong credited as playing...
Jenny Chey
- Sam Sylvia: All right, where's my real actress? Where's Strindberg?
- Ruth Wilder: [raises hand] Oh, here!
- Sam Sylvia: Mm-hmm.
- Sam Sylvia: Know any good party tricks?
- Ruth Wilder: Um... I can do, um... Audrey Hepburn winning an Oscar for Roman Holiday.
- Sam Sylvia: Hmm.
- Ruth Wilder: [imitating Audrey Hepburn] I am truly, truly grateful... and terribly happy.
- Sam Sylvia: Very winsome.
- Ruth Wilder: Yeah.
- Sam Sylvia: Where's your friend?
- Ruth Wilder: Oh. Um... who?
- Sam Sylvia: You know, that smoking hot blonde who kicked your ass the other day. Where's she? How come she's not here?
- Ruth Wilder: She's probably at home in Pasadena with her baby.
- Sam Sylvia: Why isn't she here?
- Ruth Wilder: She's not supposed to be here. She wasn't auditioning.
- Tammé Dawson: Yeah, she just came to stomp the homewrecker.
- [silence]
- Ruth Wilder: Oh! Oh... I see what happened. You all thought that was real, didn't you? No, we planned that.
- Jenny Chey: Oh my gosh, of course! This makes total sense. She's on a soap.
- Sam Sylvia: [looking at Ruth] You're on a soap?
- Jenny Chey: No. No no. Not her, the pretty one. The one who slapped her. She's Laura Morgan on Paradise Cove. Until... Until... she had to have reconstructive surgery after a year-long coma.
- Ruth Wilder: Also known as getting written off the show. But I love her, she's great.
- Sam Sylvia: Wait, what's her name?
- Jenny Chey: Debbie Eagan. She was also in one episode of Murder, She Wrote. I watch a lot of Murder, she wrote and Wheel of Fortune, TV in general.
- Cherry Bang: Are you done? 'Cause some of us like to work.