Gayle Rankin credited as playing...
Sheila the She-Wolf
- [Melrose sits on the top turnbuckle]
- Melanie Rosen: Adrian! Hey yo, Adrian!
- Sam Sylvia: Rocky! Get down from there. That's right. I came back. Don't all applaud at once.
- [the ladies stand in position in the ring]
- Sam Sylvia: Okay. Light of day. Who'd I hire? Who are you people?
- [removes jacket]
- Sam Sylvia: All right. Coming in.
- [Sam enters the ring and nearly loses his balance]
- Sam Sylvia: Why don't we do this: When I point at you, you tell me your name, and if you have any... special skills or hidden talents, favorite sex positions. All right, who wants to go first?
- [Melrose clears her throat and waves at Sam]
- Sam Sylvia: Yes, underwear-as-outerwear girl. Hit me.
- [Melrose approaches Sam]
- Melanie Rosen: Hi, I'm Melanie Rose. Call me Melrose. And my special skill is that I'm not fucking boring. Like, I can wake up in the morning with absolutely nothing to do, and just be in a Van Halen video by the end of the day. Um... Oh, also, uh... Any position with my legs over my head.
- Sam Sylvia: Okay. I dig it. I like the whole 'please objectify me' vibe.
- Melanie Rosen: Thank you.
- Sam Sylvia: Tremendous.
- [Melrose walks back to the corner of the ring]
- Sam Sylvia: Wolf lady, what's your story?
- Sheila the She-Wolf: Sheila. Sheila. And... I have a very acute sense of smell.
- Sam Sylvia: Yeah? What cologne am I wearing?
- Sheila the She-Wolf: Drakkar Noir.
- Sam Sylvia: Trick question. Not wearing cologne. But I do spray that on my clothes if I forget to do laundry, so you get points for that. Good job.
- Sheila the She-Wolf: Yeah. I love points.
- Sam Sylvia: Ladies, get out your autograph books. I want you to meet the new star of GLOW, this is TV's own Debbie Morgan.
- Debbie: Eagan.
- Sam Sylvia: Debbie Eagan.
- Cherry Bang: Where the hell have you been?
- Sam Sylvia: I've been working my ass off. I just drove to fucking Pasadena in the middle of the day.
- Debbie: [sees Ruth] Are you insane? Am I on fucking Candid Camera? Why is she still here?
- Sam Sylvia: Oh, her. Yeah... I did... Look...
- Cherry Bang: While you been gone, we done a lot of fucking around.
- Debbie: Take me home. Now. Give me your fucking keys. I'm taking your car.
- Sam Sylvia: Just give me a second.
- Cherry Bang: Oh no, we got some miscarriage bullshit to show you.
- Sam Sylvia: Wait, what?
- Cherry Bang: Oh, now I have your attention?
- Cherry Bang: You, just stop talking and give me, give me a minute, okay? Just give me a minute.
- [looks at Debbie]
- Cherry Bang: Honey, honey, come with me. Come on. Come on. It's gonna be all right.
- [Sheila approaches Ruth]
- Sheila the She-Wolf: Don't stand up straight.
- Ruth Wilder: I'm...
- Sheila the She-Wolf: You have to be submissive. She's the Alpha and you're the Omega.
- Ruth Wilder: I'm...
- Sheila the She-Wolf: Shh. You're gonna provoke her.
- Ruth Wilder: Let me just...
- Sheila the She-Wolf: Slouch toward the ground. Now slouch. Submit. She might kill you.
- Debbie: [looking at Ruth] What are you doing?
- Sheila the She-Wolf: She's submitting.
- Debbie: No, don't even talk to me.