Andy Samberg credited as playing...
Jake Peralta
- Captain Ray Holt: You and Santiago should quit now. I'm going to stomp on your dreams.
- Amy Santiago: It's fun to see you so passionate.
- Captain Ray Holt: I will slit you both open from mouth to anus and wear you like jackets.
- Jake Peralta: Wow. Is it weird that that turned me on a little bit?
- Jake Peralta: [Gina is revealed to have the real plaque of the heist] Gina! Of course! It all makes sense, except for the parts I don't understand and the fact that I still kind of think Terry did this.
- Terry Jeffords: Look, I wasn't hiding. I was doing my work. Hitchcock and Scully were with me.
- Jake Peralta: Were they, or perhaps were they distracted by your brilliant pizza ruse?
- Scully: Totally distracted. I ate two whole pies. Folded 'em up like tacos.
- Jake Peralta: So, Bill, do you have a real job or...
- Bill: I'm the third in a lot of marriages. I got a nice soft face, so I don't intimidate the husbands.
- Jake Peralta: Hmm, strange, the random person I hired off the streets of Brooklyn is a weirdo.