Martin Short/Cathy Ladman/Bonnie Hunt

Johnny Carson: [doing public service announcements] Hi; Johnny Carson. If you've walked the streets in a major American city lately, you've probably been subjected to verbal abuse from teenagers. It's loud, it's rude - but worst of all, it's always the same old stuff: Members of your family, parts of your body, parts of your family's body. Dull, dull, dull. Where are the Buckleys of bombast coming from? The Voltaires of vulgarity? Does the youth of today have no imagination? Obviously, our schools aren't doing the job they did when I was a boy. There is an organization trying to give these kids a chance. Support them, won't you? Write to the YMCA - that's the "Yo Mama Club of America", in care of the "I-Got-Yer-Sears-Tower-Right-Here Building", New York!