Mummy Dearest

Everybody to editor: "Don't forget to take away the shadow of the drone in the 4th shot." Editor to everybody: "I'm trying to save this movie!"

I think everybody did their best. In their own way. But their best was not good enough.

They'll probably do better in their next project. It can only go uphill from here.

Fans be warned. Tara Reid has about one minute screen time. Lou Ferrigno little more than 90 seconds.

This movie is flat out terrible. It is actually a good comedy it is that bad. Don't waste your time. There is nothing good about this movie. The funniest part is when the guy is "playing" the panio when the music does not even line up with the keys he is hitting.

This movie was one of the worst I've ever seen!!!

Here's why!

1. The acting = terrible.

2. The dialogues = horrible 3. The script= deplorable 4. The cast = B movie stars (the short scenes with some better known actors can't save the movie) 5. The special effects= non existent 6. The location = dangerous !! ( The balcony of that crappy house looks like it could collapse anytime...) 7. The Mask/Makeup design = disastrous ( they forgot to cover the mummy actresses chest and her real skin at scene 1:03:40 )

ps: ...even the ED WOOD movies was back then way better and more creative)

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Michael Pare', Tara Reid, and Lou Ferrigno's screen times combined is barely 5 minutes. They must have worked on this movie during their toilet-breaks on other movies.

And what's with the actress who plays Scarlett? She's always gasping for air, as if she's just run a marathon.

No scares, no mummy, no real plot. Forget about it. Makes Tom Cruise's version of 'The Mummy' look like a good movie.

Apart from the ridiculous narrative, the bad audio and bad acting, this was great.

8 out of 975 million.