Simon Helberg credited as playing...
Howard Wolowitz
- [first lines]
- Howard Wolowitz: Oh, man, this is really happening. You doing OK?
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Here comes another contraction.
- Stuart Bloom: Let's pick it up!
- Raj Koothrappali: All right, hold on. I'm going to drive like we do in India.
- [rolls down the window, honks and yells]
- Raj Koothrappali: Get out of the way, you syphilitic dogs!
- Howard Wolowitz: Stop that. This isn't India.
- Raj Koothrappali: Fine. What do one point three billion people know about having babies?
- Howard Wolowitz: Sorry, I know you were just trying to help.
- [to Bernadette]
- Howard Wolowitz: I love you.
- Raj Koothrappali: I love you too; we're good.
- Penny Hofstadter: Does the baby have a name yet?
- Howard Wolowitz: We, hah, named her Halley.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Ohhh.
- Penny Hofstadter: Oh, like Halley's comet.
- Howard Wolowitz: Exactly. Also like the comet Bernadette said she's not going to have sex with me for another seventy-five years.