Christopher Lloyd credited as playing...
Theodore
- Sheldon Cooper: Leonard, I would like us to stop fighting about our possessions.
- Leonard Hofstadter: I'd like that too.
- Sheldon Cooper: In fact, I want you to keep the apartment flag. And I'm not just saying that because it touched your genitals.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Promise?
- Sheldon Cooper: I do. And to show you that there are no hard feelings, I am willing to rub my genitals on it as well.
- Theodore: Well, if we're rubbing genitals on things, that's where I shine.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Can I help you?
- Theodore: I don't think so, but you're sweet for asking.
- Penny Hofstadter: What are you doing in our apartment?
- Theodore: I'm renting a room from your neighbor. Tall guy, dressed like a little boy.
- Leonard Hofstadter: What do you think you're doing?
- Sheldon Cooper: Since my room is paid up until the end of the month, I can do with it whatever I please, which includes renting it out for a dollar a night.
- Theodore: It' s like the forties again.
- Sheldon Cooper: Anyway, I'll let you be. Oh, he's expecting a newspaper in the morning. Apparently, they're still making them.
- Penny Hofstadter: Sheldon, this is way over the line.
- Sheldon Cooper: It's true, but had I done something under the line, there wouldn't be a man in your kitchen who can't produce a single form of ID.
- Theodore: Oh, I have a receipt from the blood bank. I'm O-negative.
- Sheldon Cooper: And now you know as much about him as I do.
- Penny Hofstadter: [as Leonard adjusts the painting of Penny and Amy] Little lower to the left. Little more.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Good?
- Penny Hofstadter: No, still hideous.
- Leonard Hofstadter: I'm sure at some point, we won't even notice it's there.
- Penny Hofstadter: Yeah, you'd think that, but after a while it starts showing up in your dreams.
- Theodore: I think it brings the room together.