Rob Delaney credited as playing...
Peter
- Peter: [Wade misses a sale at the car dealership] You'll get 'em next time, pal. And look, you can always go back to superhero-ing. I mean, I know I'd like to see you back in the suit. I don't keep it in my locker so that I can wear it. I keep it in my locker in case we need to saddle up again.
- Wade Wilson: [seeing his Deadpool suit in Peter's locker] Hey, hey, hey. What is that doing in there? I'm done. I'm done. And I'm fine with being done. Look, is sales the best match? Probably not. Is this the life that I always imagined for myself? Fuck no. But this is the right fit for me, Sugar Bear, it is.
- Peter: And as I said, we've got a standard three-year bumper-to-bumper warranty. Glad you gave us a second chance. And don't worry. Wade and I are a team, so I'll see he gets half the commission.
- Deadpool: [with Logan, landing on the car behind Peter] Oh, that feels like a Kia. It's a fucking Kia Carnival, isn't it?