Martin Starr credited as playing...
Bertram Gilfoyle
- Dinesh Chugtai: You're not seriously thinking of going to Tibet?
- Bertram Gilfoyle: You're broke. How the fuck are you gonna pay for that?
- Erlich Bachman: That's where you come in, my great friends. I figured we might pass the hat? Just give whatever you are comfortable with.
- Jian Yang: I'll pay for it, whatever it costs.
- Erlich Bachman: Well, it seems the smallest of us has the biggest heart. Thank you, young Jinathon. Business class?
- Jian Yang: Premium economy. You fly one way.
- Dinesh Chugtai: Don't you need a visa to go to China?
- Jian Yang: Yes. I can call my uncle in Beijing. He's very corrupt.
- Erlich Bachman: That sounded... ominous, but, gents, it's as I was saying: Where there's a will, there's a way... just not for you guys.