The Real Housewives of Sydney

Amongst the pantheon of the Real Housewives series there are battles galore, but the Real Housewives of Sydney is total mayhem from start to finish. Each episode involves numerous arguments, yelling, insults, and wine/champagne/napkin/fishing net cape hurling. The majestic and mystical Athena X goes to war with all at some stage (even with her key ally, Lisa), but she is always utterly glorious to behold as she skirmishes with her arch nemesis, Victoria, or dubbing Nicole "Captain Eyebrows" and dismissing her for being a "Pain sack." Even those, like Matty and Melissa, who try to stay neutral, are inevitably drawn into the wars and the reunion show is rapidly reduced to chaos. It is a shame that there was only one series of The Real Housewives of Sydney, but given that virtually every scene or exotic location is the backdrop for unremitting conflict, it is perhaps no surprise, but it would be great to see it return!

Get rid of all the women on the second season. They're crap. They don't make good television and they aren't interesting - no matter how many tiny molehills are made into enormous mountains that are then jammed down our throats.

Bring back Lisa Oldfield, that crazy Athena X chick, Victoria old lady drama maker, and the one whose face is frozen: Marty? Marty? Mandy?

Seasons two sucks, and sorry Joel Creasey - but your comedic excellence can't save this via a reunion. Also. It might be time to lose the bleach-blonde. You're 50 and it ain't doing you any favours on screen with that dead body complexion my man.

Can we just Chuck Janet Roach, Gambil, Lisa Oldfield, Maddy????, Athena X, Victoria, Chyka and Caroline (from this season) into a girls trip and be done with it?

And for gods sake - don't ever bring back Alex Perry and his Sunglass laden forehead for any more of this. There's enough trash on screen.

The Real Housewives of Sydney (S03, 11 eps, 45mins, Binge) Season three comes 14-mons after the conclusion of S02 with a new housewife added, the tender and meek Barbie-doll Martine Chippendale. Much remains the same with these girls. Krissy is still the "It wasn't me" passive aggressive bully, Caroline the "just this side of R-rated" sex kitten, and the former beauty queen Nicole who excused herself from many of the girls' activities to avoid the toxicity. Newcomer, Martine, is a self-admitted trophy wife of a guy 15+ yrs her senior. Unfortunately, her experience was much like tossing a naive kitten into box of strays. Victoria stood up for her in many cases but she just didn't gel with Krissy and most of the others. Just not sure we'll see her return, don't think she'd want to put herself through that again. However, if I was the showrunner, the girls would be a much happier bunch without Krissy, Kate, and Terry, so they'd be dismissed and I'd get a younger set much more like Martine. Here's to hoping...

How can I describe this show! The ladies are just bananas 🍌, one more 🍌 than the other one.

We have as normal a singing plant 😂

Athena saved the show! I just love her! How can someone be so so crazy! We should have those ladies in the "house of villains" with New York.

More people should watch this show, it's a MASTERPIECE! They are not shallow at all 😂

The fights are amazing and crazy the diamond 💎 and Athena getting a free commercials for Lavendi 😂 priceless.

If you are sick 🤒 it's the best show to spend about 12 hours of fun. Highly recommended, spread the gospel of RHoS the original cast NOT the new one.

How on earth can these be the best specimens Sydney has to offer? Why do the few husbands they've managed to keep, even the long distance ones, all have heads like smashed crabs & about as charismatic as a damp tea towel. I've seen better cat fights in the quadrangle during recess & that's just the nuns.. Next