Camp Wedding

This could've been a ton more intriguing, but the unbelievably thin plot and pace screwed it all up. I watched it over a span of two days...and yet it still felt like an eternity to complete. Three stars for some fun dialogue.

But this wasn't funny. It was just dumb. And I'm not even a snob when it comes to humor. I liked Scary Movie. I liked Scary Movie 2! This movie was just too low and gross.

This movie is not scary or really that funny. The story is a reasonable effort, don't expect big things though. Some bits were good and some bits were bad, this is the reason for my average rating. I would recommend it, if you have nothing better to do.

I watched this because it's listed as comedy-horror. I thought maybe it would be like Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (great movie, btw. If you haven't seen it, go watch that instead of this) but no.

I don't want to be mean here, so I'll say one nice thing about this. The story was somewhat unique. Now onto the bad:

The acting - some were over the top, while others seemed to be phoning it in.

The dialogue - It came across unnatural and silly. I founf myself wondering more than once "who talks like this?"

The comedy - I kept waiting for the funny, but the jokes just fell flat. It felt as though a laugh track might have helped as a que to let people know "oh, that was a joke."

The horror - what horror, where?

If this is/was a student film (which is exactly what it felt like) I'd say they deserve at most a D+ cause at least they tried, kinda.

I'm willing to bet dollars to pennies that these other reviews were bought and paid for by people tied to the movie. This film was one of the lowest of low budget trashterpieces I've seen in a good decade. The practical effects look like someone fired the makeup artist and just sent one of the interns on a Dollar Tree run and gave them a promotion for a few hours. The acting was so ridiculously thespian that I was waiting for the house lights to come on mid-film. And the editing...why do low budget films feel the need to hang onto long dialog pauses? Edit that stuff out and move to the next line and/or scene already. The humor had a few small puns that exerted a snide chuckle here and there but it was mostly sophomoric at best; we're talking freshmen level National Lampoon here. Don't get bamboozled, folks.