Werewolves of the Third Reich

I have to admit that I harbored absolutely zero expectations to this 2017 movie as I sat down to watch it. Why? Well, simply because of the movie's title and its cover. But still, I opted to give the movie a fair chance, and thus opted to check out what writer and director Andrew Jones had to offer.

The storyline in the movie, as written by Andrew Jones, was pretty bland. The narrative was rather slow paced and without much of anything overly interesting happening, the movie just felt extraordinarily slow and sluggish.

Some of the dialogue was just downright cringeworthy. And I loathe World War II themed movies where the Germans speak English with a thick added accent to indicate they are speaking German. It absolutely ruins a movie. Just have them actually speak German.

I was, of course, not familiar with a single actor or actress in the movie. And that was actually a good thing, as I do enjoy watching new and unfamiliar talents on the screen when I sit down to watch movies. The acting performances were overall bland.

Of course I didn't have high hopes for "Werewolves of the Third Reich", and with good reason, because this movie was not great.

My rating of writer and director Andrew Jones's 2017 movie "Werewolves of the Third Reich" lands on a two out of ten stars.

The cover of "Werewolves of the Third Reich" is highly attractive and promising - and that is all. The film is not a "trash movie" (such as "Braindead", "The Toxic Avenger" or "Piranha") but a complete garbage. The story and the screenplay are laughable in the bad sense. The cast is ridiculous, highlighting the ham Lee Bane, an annoying "actor" with terrible accent. Nothing works in this movie, the special effects are worst that those from the Sci-fi Chanel and the mask of the werewolf is terrible. See the DVD cover and forget the flick. My vote is two.

Title (Brail): "Lobisomens do Terceiro Reich" ("Werewolves of the Third Reich")

I was hoping for some werewolve action. Unfortunately by the time you see any the movie is almost over. Also the action is not really there. I am a B-movielover. I can easily take poor effects and see the humor in it. This movie doesn't. It steals lines from 'full metal jacket' and changes them in some words. It steals from 'Inglorious basterds'. If you see fat concentrationcampvictims, roadblocks that you can drive around at but don't do, english with a bad german accent, german with a lot of words spoken wrong and macho men then you know it is better to spend you time and money on something else.

I havent seen such a trashy try to make something call a movie with crap actors.They didnt try to be like Tarantino,just they creativity and IQ didnt let them do this.Complete crap and garbage.No comments

Will admit to feeling nervous about seeing 'Werewolves of the Third Reich'. The low rating and poor reviews were not promising, and too many of my recent low-budget viewings with both of those here have proven to be that bad and worse. The idea also seemed really ridiculous, even for one clearly not meant to be taken seriously and with the potential to be executed in an intelligence insulting way.

My nervousness proved after watching 'Werewolves of the Third Reich' to be justified. 'Werewolves of the Third Reich' was yet another film to be that bad, as bad as the low rating and reviews suggested, and worse. It was not only ridiculous and terribly made but also intelligence insulting to a near-offensive degree, with a huge amount to criticise and nothing to recommend. Have nothing really to add, with it said already so well, other than my thoughts.

Knowing where to begin with the criticisms is difficult. 'Werewolves of the Third Reich' looks cheap, with drab and rushed-looking photography, haphazard editing, risible visual effects that just look strange, inauthentic and shoestring budget-like costumes and far from atmospheric or spooky settings. The sound quality is intrusive and obvious and can remember little about the music other than how ill-fitting it was.

Dialogue is cheesy as sin and delivered with accents that are both stereotypical and incomprehensible and words delivered in a way that will make native Germans and those studying German cringe and feel insulted. The story is uneventful in the first act and becomes increasingly silly and implausible, as well as tension-free and lacking in coherence. The action is clumsy and dull and the direction shows no engagement or experience with the material.

Characters are irritating and little more than cartoonish caricatures. Don't let the titular creatures elevate things, they are barely in it and are poorly designed. The acting is all round awful, with lots of histrionics and bizarre miscasting (Hitler is one of the biggest dishonourable mentions).

Overall, terrible. 1/10 Bethany Cox