Mark Harmon credited as playing...
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
- Leon Vance: Before the storm arrives, Gibbs, I just want to say I didn't know how exhausting politics could be.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You're not even running yet.
- Leon Vance: Yet? Don't you start on me.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Why not? I'd vote for you.
- Leon Vance: Why, Gibbs, that might be the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
- Congresswoman Jenna Flemming: [entering] Oh, good. Gibbs, you're here.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yes, I work here.
- Ellie Bishop: Ducky and Jimmy are on their way.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: McGee. There were two of them?
- Timothy McGee: Yeah. One of them got away, but I grazed him.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Check local hospitals for recent gunshot wounds.
- Nick Torres: No wallet. But a print scanner IDs him as Louis Cole, a recent parolee.
- Alex Quinn: No stolen goods on him. I wonder what the other guy made out with.
- Timothy McGee: I don't even care. I'm just happy that Delilah was in Dubai on assignment. I mean, if she would've walked in on these guys, would've been a lot worse.
- Ellie Bishop: You haven't called her yet?
- Timothy McGee: No. It's too early there. Plus, uh, I'm not really looking forward to telling her anyway.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Okay, what do we know? Update.
- Ellie Bishop: All right. Our dead burglar, Louis Cole, 37, was paroled two months ago from Haynesville Correctional Center after serving three years for transporting narcotics.
- Alex Quinn: Drug offenses, a few assaults, but no burglaries on his rap sheet.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: First time for everything.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [entering Autopsy, where Ducky has been working all night on a mummified body] Morning, Duck.
- Donald Mallard: Is it morning already? How time flies when one has a bio-anthropological phenomenon on one's table.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I thought it was just an old dead guy.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [interrupting an awkward discussion between McGee and Palmer] Ducky, what we got?
- Donald Mallard: I thought you'd never ask, Jethro.
- [chuckles]
- Donald Mallard: And Timothy, your intruder died from a single well-placed bullet to the heart.
- Timothy McGee: I was just firing back, Ducky. It was a lucky shot at best.
- Abby Sciuto: And at worst, that apartment of yours is decidedly unlucky.