Greg Wise credited as playing...
Lord Mountbatten
- Lord Mountbatten: Thank you for supper.
- Queen Elizabeth II: [chuckles]
- Lord Mountbatten: You... You will let me know, won't you, when I can take care of all this and send you someone really good?
- Queen Elizabeth II: What?
- Lord Mountbatten: The food.
- Queen Elizabeth II: What's wrong with it?
- Lord Mountbatten: It belongs in a nursery. Everything that should've been hot was cold. Everything that should've been soft was hard.
- Queen Elizabeth II: [sighs] I've neither noticed or cared. And frankly, Dickie, the older and grander you get, the more common you become.
- [chuckles]
- Lord Mountbatten: Where are you off to?
- Lady Mountbatten: I thought we agreed, mysteries on both sides.
- Lord Mountbatten: We did.
- Lady Mountbatten: Then don't ask.