Andre Meadows credited as playing...
Black Nerd
- Nostalgia Critic: Seeing how the last time I did a crossover was with the Black Nerd, it only figures to extend him the same offer again. Hey, Black Nerd, how are you...
- Black Nerd: [not paying attention; on the phone] What up, homie? Hey, put me down for $200 on the Patriots losing, a'ight? Ain't no way their ass can cheat to victory this year. You know what I'm saying?
- [the Critic is perplexed at this]
- Black Nerd: When you gonna come back here with my bong, a'ight? I gots to get high.
- [reverts to his Black Nerd voice]
- Black Nerd: Man, Black Nerd has to review a new Power Rangers movie trailer...
- [normal voice]
- Black Nerd: ... and I can't do that unless I get blazed as *fuck*. Hey, man, I'm-a have to call you back. There's a White Walker present.
- [sees the Critic]
- Black Nerd: Well, well, well, if it isn't the Nostalgia Bitch.
- Nostalgia Critic: Um, hi, Black Nerd, I was reviewing "Smurfs 2" and was wondering...
- Black Nerd: Oh, I get it, I get it. You thought I was gonna leave beautiful sunny California to fly to yo' neck of the woods, in the dead o' winter, to talk about a damn Neil Patrick Harris Smurfs sequel wit' yo' punk ass?
- Nostalgia Critic: Well, I don't know about my ass' punk qualities, but...
- Black Nerd: Here's what's wrong wit' you, man. You think this all there is to me, think I'm all just "Smurfs" and "Ninja Turtles" and "Power Rangers" and "Tiny Toon Adventures" and shit?
- Nostalgia Critic: [nervously] I don't know.
- Black Nerd: That's real sad. I feel bad for you, Critic. I'm-a pray for you. Maybe the next time you do a charity shout-out, you should be shouting out to getting you a life. I ain't got time for this. I got an underground gambling ring to take care of. Not to mention all those hot Nintendo Switches that I'm-a sell on eBay... that fell off a truck. You ain't hear that from me. A'ight, man. Peace, loser!
- [starts to leave]
- Nostalgia Critic: Yeah, that's right, you better run!
- Black Nerd: [coming right back] What'd you say, punk?
- Nostalgia Critic: Nothing! Nothing!
- Black Nerd: Mm-hmm. Watch yourself. Oh, and by the way...
- [reverts to his nerd voice]
- Black Nerd: ... call me when you do a "Smurfs: The Lost Village" review. I'll be right there for you, Critic. I love you like a play cousin, I'm outie 5000! Chain Chomp Yomp!
- [normal again]
- Black Nerd: Ya punk-ass motherfucker!
- [leaves]
- Nostalgia Critic: Well, I'll show him who's got a life. I'm reviewing "Smurfs 2"!
- [he nods defiantly, then frowns as the realization sets in]