Doug Walker credited as playing...
Nostalgia Critic • John Cleese - voice
- Nostalgia Critic: Why do bad sequels think kids have seen "Silence of the Lambs"? Do they play it on Cartoon Network? Did they do a crossover with "Gumball"?
- Nostalgia Critic: [Rommel continues biting on Dargis's crotch while ripping something out of his pants] JESUS! It's supposed to be a crotch shot, not castration! This is like a Game of Thrones death! CHRIST!
- Liz: Jane Goodall dropped out at the last minute because she's nursing a sick chimp, and they asked me.
- Nostalgia Critic: Ah, yes. Jane Goodall, Liz the vet. I totally understand this choice! That's like saying, "What? We can't get Rudy Giuliani to open the 9/11 Museum? Well, bring in Paul Blart, mall cop! That's a fitting replacement! We do the smart thing."
- Nostalgia Critic: We all know Bill Murray duped himself into "Garfield 1", thinking one of the Coen brothers wrote it, but his contract included a sequel and because audiences loved to see this man punished, he got one. "Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties" continues the Garfield movie tradition of having practically nothing to do with Garfield. He dances, has a ton of energy, tries to help those in need, and looks like a hairy hallucination from "Pink Floyd's The Wall". But he likes lasagna, so... no difference?
- Nostalgia Critic: So as you can quickly imagine, this cat named Prince looks exactly like Garfield, and it's obviously taking influence from Mark Twain's "The Prince and the Pauper". If that's so, why is your title satirizing "A Tale of Two Cities"? In fact, why did the opening credits have fairy tales? None of these things are connected! This has less to do with Garfield than... the rest of the movie has anything to do with Garfield!